Im actually kinda afraid now
that when I do my LOL LEGALIZE CP editoriuj for mr. williams Ill get put in juvi or suspended or some shit like that. Something that will ruin my chances at getting in college. Then I remember when they ask my mom GURL YOU KNOW WHAT THIS KID DOIN and she responds with LOL YEAH ITS HILLARIOUS ISNT IT Y U MAD DOE, they’ll just be like LOL FUCK IT THEYRE BOTH INSANE. either that or we’ll...
That awkward moment when you’re only as fly as a...
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Every time you lift weights
your muscles tear. After completing a rigorous set that felt like forever, which in reality only took a few minutes, you feel so much better about it all being over. But you still go back the next day to do the same thing. You tear and re-tear your muscles day after day. And when given time to heal, they grow larger and stronger than they were before. Eventually, you can lift more, and the...
Putting the American Dream On Hold
inb4whatsitgonnabe: I’m going to drop all of my aspirations, my hopes, my dreams, everything. I’m going to get a van. I’m going to fill it with instruments and my best friends. I am going to drive until there is no more road and play music along the way there. I will deal with everything else later. I just fucking want to play music for other people. Make room for my fat ass on that van
Tea goes hard. It doesn’t even need any sugar. Hell. This tea as classy and fancy as FUCK. Jean Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise drinks it, and he is a BAMF. This is as much of a review as I’m willing to do right now. back to KEINE HELDEN MEHR ZWEI: VERZWEIFELT KAMPF :3
DOIN IT RITE
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My dad's house
Is the only place where beef that has been sitting in the freezer for 3 years is valid for consumption. There were 4 pieces, separated by foil and they were so frozen I could have killed a small child with it via a makeshift catapult. But anyway, I cooked up this shit and it now tastes good. Somehow. I masked the freezer taste with the >9000 spices my dad keeps around at all times. This is...
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Preview of the 1d MkV
all at the price of >9000 dollars
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So I had a good idea
what if a party rental service existed? Not like renting party equipment, but renting an actual party. Say you’re a guy who has just moved to a new town and doesn’t know anyone. You wanna get to know people, but you’re really shy. This is where the party rental comes in. You pay for a DJ, decorations, catering and actual people to come to your party. These people are hired to...
to Rjd2, The Roots and Miles Davis on vinyl on my mom’s record player from when she was my age with my dad’s old audiophile headphones from when he was my age, held together with electrical tape. I think I have out vintage’d most hipsters. bracing for shitstorm of hipster foggot posts.
I saw this “horcrux” thing, and decided to do my own take on it. EDIT; OK BITCH FINE A “DEATHLY HALLOW” WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS NIGGA I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT NO HARRY POTTER.
What Did Today
Hook up my remote shutter release to my rangefinder to take indie long exposures Eat at grandma’s, which is dope and all, but we never really say anything. Oddly enough, my dad’s side of the family only talks on occasion. But when they do, it’s four hours at a time. I guess we just save up a lot of stories to tell all at once. Plan out Black Friday shopping. Hurray for 2tb hard...
AFRICAN RED BUSH TEA
This shit is intense. It is a tea, made by Tazo, in bagged form. Don’t remember the cost, but it was more than I usually spend on bagged tea. Aroma: smells like a tree bearing fruit in spring. Except more fragrant, more like the fruit itself from the tree as you bite into it, but you’re standing next to the tree so you still smell that woody nature fragrance. Taste: Naturally kinda...