Also, the awkward moment when it's Seth Hayes's...
Even though it’s not my birthday for another 9 months. Also the awkward moment when I realised I was probably conceived during spring break.
I am not sure what you think it is, but if you’re worried about more symmetrical pictures of you, don’t be. It was merely a statement.
Symmetry is the highest form of flattery.
Laughter is the Key to Your Soul: Sometimes I wish... →
sarcasticlaughter: I’d move down south and spend the day on my porch swing when I got old, offering sweet tea to passing neighbors. I’d also be known for my amazing pies and such. But no. I’m stuck a gay white man. Which means I’ll probably live forever alone, since I hate most gay guys I know. I may be branded as…
so i have this chord progression in my head
ennuipoet: i don’t even know what the chords are but it’s really pretty. me gusta. Every day of my life. I actually composed a Klezmer version on UN OWEN WAS HER? in my head, and I have NO WAY TO MAKE IT REAL D:
I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...– Barack Obama. (via gaywrites, biteythevillain)
GLAD I FEEL SO INSIGIFICANT TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS...
thesundayproposition: BRB SUICIDE NOTE BRB SUUS PACT
There's a breed of cats called Munchkins. They...
loyaltilldeath: toskagirl: ahhhhhh look at those chubby legs! the cuteness is nearly unbearable
I am never ever ever ever good at timed tests
A 28 is in no way a bad score. It can get me into like all the colleges I want to go to. It’s respectable, still 3 points higher than I got last year. I am just mad because I always end up not finishing at least one section and rushing through it, or randomly picking answers because I have 10 seconds left. I also mad because the practice earlier this year was a ton easier and I got a 30 on...
We are all a little weird, and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone...– Dr. Seuss (via thesundayproposition)
How to explain sexuality to kids
cocainexkisses: thefingerfucker: jazzhandedbatman: dianoskas: FSAFDFDFJDSAYFWASJ WHUT I CAN’T EVEN. WHAT IS AIR. OH LAWDYYYYY HAHASLKDJFALSJD
If anyone knows how this whole joke where Lilly Moore and Morgan Profumo pretend to be madly in love with me and fight over me got started please tell me, it’s getting kinda annoying…
LOL MY MOM HAD A LULZY DREAM
Apparently, my mom had a dream where she was checking out a house at this one big Open House event, and was outside with Micah McClain and dave trolling people. I was wearing some kinda puffy sleaved shirt with a denim skirt on, with my hair down. I then throw myself onto a cart and begin to go down a big hill, and micah and dave jump on too. My skirt flipped up and we crashed at the bottom of...
life is good when tomorrow is not a white day
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Sucker Punch was just...
no. A guilty pleasure if I’ve ever known one. It would be really campy feeling if it weren’t for the over the top special effects. The plot was ridiculous and for the first half hour, I couldn’t tell if the movie was in CGI or not. I still have not reached a consensus with myself over how I feel about this film.
Things that need to be done over spring break
mexicanmode: Play laser tag Go to the zoo Watch Emperor’s New Groove (DON’T JUDGE ME, THAT MOVIE KICKS ASS) Go to Graeter’s and get ice cream Have coffee at Day’s. Go camping Climb stuff Hang out in the upper Highlands more towards downtown instead of the lower Highlands, just because I’ve never done that. And much much more. YES
All these posts about the 3DS
rabid-eevee: im-not-jordan: Nigga do you know what the fuck i’m using? AWWWW YEEEEAAH.